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You were There for meWhen I was wounded, you were there to treat those wounds.
When I was limping, you were there to carry me.
When I was ill, you were there to care for me.
When I was blind, you were there to be my eyes.
"She was a good friend to you when you were lonely.
You thought you were a freak, but she told you otherwise."
Chief's Best Plan Ever Ch.7Chief began celebrating[in the real world] their victory with mac and cheese, but Arby sat at the computer chair alone, waiting for Clair to send him a message.
Chief: we onz arbitur! we wonz! lolololololololololololol horrayyyy!!!!
Arby: *sigh* Why hasn't she sent me a message yet?
*Chief walked over to Arby with the intention of cheering him up* "hay buddy! shell come back."
*Arbiter turned to Chief*
Chief: like i came in ur mom! lololololololololololollololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Arbiter pushed Chief off the chair, causing him to fall and his arm fell off again.*
Chief: fffffffffff********************************* (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( i haet u! i wuz just tryings to cheer u up!
*Arbiter charged Chief with a fiery fury. He mercelessly beat up Chief.* You've ruined everything! I lost Greg, and now Clair! *a Scrabble letter hit Arbiter in the face. He turned around and he couldn't believe his eyes.* "Greg?!"
*Greg wrote* "hai "
Chief's Best Plan Ever Ch.6The army of hackers were marching. If it weren't a videogame, the grass would die as they pursues their enemy.
Arby: Clair, warn the mods, Chief and I will take care of them.
Chief: yea bb i will taek cares of these p**sies! lolollololololollololol!!!!
Clair: Are you sure?
Clair: But you're my friend, Arbiter. I don't want you to get banned again, and have you lose your account information.
Arby: Don't worry about us. It's the least we can do for making you live in solitary.
*Clair reluctantly turned to leave*
*Clair stopped in her tracks and turned around*
Arby: I love you.
*Clair nodded and turned to warn the the rest of TOSERS*
It was all up to Arby n The Chief. Since they had their old software and more, they would have an edge.
Chief: this is our last standz arbitur! this is our last standz!
Arby: Yeah. *The two began shooting the hackers*
[Meanwhile, in the base]
*Kylie walked into the
Chief's Best Plan Ever Ch.5Today is the day. The day the moderators go to the meeting, but before Chaos Theosis would go there, they had one last meeting.
Clyde: Everyone, we have lost many members yesterday by two rogue hackers, which we believe is affiliated with network admins. One of our best, but certainly least hackers has been banned by these two.
Duncan: But you have to admit, our meeting can be uninterupted now.
Kylie: Maybe now he can finally clean himself up after pissing and shitting himself playing this f***ing game.
Duncan: That is if he's not too busy whining about not being able to play anymore. *Both Duncan and Kylie were laughing*
Clyde: He served his purpose. Now I'd like to get to discussing the plan.
[Meanwhile at Jon's apartment]
Chief: that wuz so beest!
Arby: Yeah! Now all we have to do is find the lead hackers of the clan and it will be over.
Chief: h311 y3ah!!!!!! lololololollolololol
Arby: Now I think we can give the software to the admins.
Chief's Best Plan Ever Ch.4Arby and Chief finished downloading the software with the hacks they needed, plugged in the other television and console, and sat in the couch. They were on the private network, ready to invade the server where Chaos Theosis was selling the hacks.
Arby: We're taking a risk, you know. If we go down, Jon's account and credit card information will be taken and god knows what they'll do with it.
Chief: that is a risk im willings to take
Arby: I'd imagine so since Jon's credit card information isn't safe from you.
Aryb: No you!
Chief: no u!!!!! lol nao lets stop arguing and kick some hacking ass!!!!
Arby: I couldn't agree more.
They walked over to the building. One of the hackers got ready to fire.
Hacker#1: Hold it right there!
Chief: i held it in ur mom lololloollollololol *Chief shot the hacker, which got him banned. Unfortunately, snipers began shooting at the two. Chief used armor lock and and Arby used sprint to go ins
Chief's Best Plan Ever Ch.3On XBox live, Chaos Theosis were having a meeting. Clyde, the leader, has developed a plan that might bring an end to TOSERS once and for all.
Adam: I'm surprised they haven't f***ing realized it from the f***ing start! But hey, I'm not complaining! I got to waste some of these assholes!
/"Adam, I've told you a thousand times to stop swearing!"/
Adam:/Mom, I'm having a f***ing meeting with my clan, it's important!/
/"Stop it right now!"/
*Duncan and Kylie began laughing.*
Adam:/Don't slam the f***ing door, you c*nt!/
Duncan: You've got huge balls for a kid your age, I've gotta give you that.
Adam: You're damn right I've got big f**
Chief's Best Plan Ever Ch.2Arby and Chief, on XBox Live, began walking to the TOSERS' base. Chief kept jumping with excitement from having his plan come into action. His plans were brilliant; they were too brilliant for someone with his kind of mind. They walked over to the administrator, who noticed something unusual.
Admin: Wait, you guys look familiar, but your console isn't a moderator. I thought you guys didn't have another console?
Arby: We forgot about it until Chief brought it up and told me about the new XBox he bought.
Chief: y3s!!!!! it wuz me!!!!! :3
Admin: then why didn't you guys just quit and play on that console? Let your friend be a TOSER and you play at your own risk.
Arby: Don't ask. He came up with great plans recently, which I may add are the best he has come up with in his life so far, but he cannot think ahead. Trust me, I was just as confused.
Admin: I see.
Arby: He was actually planning on having the console we'
Teenage TaoismGiving birth is the closest I’d ever felt to dying.
Before that, my near death experiences had consisted only of my silent announcement of pregnancy—silent, being that my social media accounts were all deleted almost simultaneously and I never returned to school in the fall, saying without really saying that I had caught the malicious disease of “teenage pregnancy”. I’m sure the whisper spread in the hallways like the Bubonic Plague. That September, sitting at home on what would have been the first day of my senior year, I imagined friends I’d never talk to again saying “she was only seventeen, and so full of life!” at my absence in the cafeteria tables, as if they were attending my funeral instead of talking about me behind my back.
"Full of life," I had snorted then, folding a never ending stream of what had once been my own baby clothes. "Literally."
I walked around like a zombie for the months of my pregnancy, deciding t
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